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quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

boy: i hate being poor
grandpa: were going to the fun factory
mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time
12 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 119,099 notes

Pascalle
our ends are beginnings

12 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 168,598 notes
majortvjunkie:

college

majortvjunkie:

college

12 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 229,203 notes

doctorwho:

We’re watching The Lazarus Experiment right now on bbcamerica as part of Doctor Who Takeover Week. Come watch with us!

12 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 4,931 notes
sectumseverus19:

p0king-sm0t:

dolly-kitten:

SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB

How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat

Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.

sectumseverus19:

p0king-sm0t:

dolly-kitten:

SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB

How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat

Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.

12 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 655,358 notes
thingswilllookbetterinthemorning:

pussyrican:

Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.

Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.

thingswilllookbetterinthemorning:

pussyrican:

Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts.

Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into the ground to prevent injury to Morgan Freeman.

3 days ago on August 17th, 2014 | J | 712,717 notes

spankmehardbarry:

conkersradfurday:

spankmehardbarry:

i keep getting random erections today and idk why

I guess you could say it’s been a hard day.

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3 days ago on August 17th, 2014 | J | 143,849 notes
me: whats your opinion on tampons
little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
little brother: why
me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
me:
little brother:
me: that is a fantastic point
3 days ago on August 17th, 2014 | J | 486,859 notes
eaterofdeathx:

kingwithnokrown:

Moist cookies. <3

these are PANCAKES you dipshit.

eaterofdeathx:

kingwithnokrown:

Moist cookies. <3

these are PANCAKES you dipshit.

3 days ago on August 17th, 2014 | J | 207,265 notes
canadianslut:

blameaspartame:

sorry is not enough

Canada remains apologetic and flawless as ever

canadianslut:

blameaspartame:

sorry is not enough

Canada remains apologetic and flawless as ever

3 days ago on August 17th, 2014 | J | 138,699 notes